A Parody Analysis of the McGregor vs Mayweather “fight”

The Russians have hacked the script of the: Conor McGregor fights the first round as a boxer and loses it 10-8. In round two the still-dazed Conor “forgets” he is a boxer and uses leg kicks to knock Floyd Mayweather out cold. Conor gets disqualified but declares victory.  You know what they say about boxing: “Anything is possible”… (Note: This analysis is just a parody.)